Traditional Aulacese (Vietnamese) Pudding, Raw Salad with Mint Soyannaise Sauce, Fried Vegan Shrimp Wrapped in Rice Paper, Crispy Vegan Meatballs & French Fries, Part 3 of 3

“Good! Let’s go. Cheers! (Cheers!) Happy Moon Festival! Tradition. Moon Festival. You’re lucky today I watched the Supreme Master Television. Originally I just wanted to cook the pudding for my mother. But I watched the Supreme Master Television and they said, ‘Happy Moon Festival.’ And I said , ‘Oops, my God, all the cakes are gone. I’d better cook something for everybody.’ And that’s how you have all these. It’s not bad. We should do this more often. We should have Moon Festival every day. Very simple, this one, simple but nice. (The pudding is delicious.) (It’s so tasty. Master, thank You.) Taste good? (Yes.) You’re welcome. (This is the best Moon Festival cake.) The best Moon Festival cake. You see, even the table, also round. Cups are round. (Yes.) Cup round, too. You cannot say you don’t have moon stuff. OK, let’s have some tea and then that’s it, call it a day. (Yes.) (Yes, thank You.) You’re welcome. (Thank You, Master.)”

“Remember the joke I told you after we went to see the opera? I thought of that joke, it was original, my joke. The husband asks the wife, ‘Why you like opera so much?’ So the wife says, ‘I don’t really like it.’ So the husband says, ‘Then why you drag me here?’ The wife says, ‘So that you know I’m not the one who screams the loudest.’ Victoria, Victoria. I could’ve made it as an opera singer but because of you guys, I lost my job. I can sing in the bathroom sometimes. When I sing like that, the dog sing with me. They go. Goody. (Yes.) And then Zolo don’t know what happen, he was sleeping and he heard Goody, he come up also. And then all of them come to me and then looking at me like, ‘What’s going on here?’ I’m telling you, my dogs are something. It’s true, finish with a nice note, they say that.”