In today’s news, US sends disaster response warehouse equipment to Trinidad and Tobago. European heatwave damages grain harvests and raises food price concerns, Italy allocates funding for care of animal-people rescued from animal-folk fighting operations, non-governmental organization (NGO) successfully raises US$10 million to permanently protect California, US habitat, Congolese group brings art and hope to impoverished children in Kinshasa, airlines from around the globe expand vegan meal options for travelers, and koala-people conservation strengthened in Australia.
Ready for some cheerful chuckles? We bet you are! Let’s check out the following joke of the day together, called “Car Trouble.”
A drunk man called the police to report that someone had broken into his car.
“They stole the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal— even the accelerator!”
“I understand, sir. I’m assigning an officer to investigate.”
A few minutes later, the man called back.
“Never mind. I got into the back seat by mistake.”
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