These days I feel so much love. I don’t know what to do with all this love. I don’t want to leave, myself. I don’t want to go home, myself. […] So much love, don’t need anything else. “All we need is love.” That’s what they say. God. It’s really true. It’s really true. Nice. It’s nice like this when you have many hundreds of people, but you feel like one. Feels like together[ness]. How come this time is so sweet? Or it has been always like that, and I forgot?
Don’t turn on the lights yet, they’re still in Samadhi, no? (A little bit.) A little bit. I’m so sorry. [You] meditate together since how long already, four hours? (No.) Half an hour only? (One and a half.) One and a half. Do you want to turn off the lights and meditate again? (No.) No? Sit anywhere you can. Nearby, here around. Yeah. Here, sit here. And you know what? I think, me thinks… Hallo. Hallo. They’re still sleepy. I’m sorry, it’s all my fault. (No. No.) (Can You put the microphone on, please?) Huh? (The microphone is so noisy.) It’s off, that’s why. (Sorry.) I’ll turn it on, honey. I will do that. I’m a good girl. Good. It’s done.
Oh dear. These days I feel so much love. I don’t know what to do with all this love. I don’t want to leave, myself. I don’t want to go home, myself. What are you laughing at? “Hah ha ha…” (Thank You, Master.) Why are you laughing? (Because you’re so sweet about the love.) No, it’s true. What? (Now it’s 60.) Sixty downstairs? You know what? There are two little rooms, but there’s no television. If they’re downstairs, they can watch me at least. Right? (That’s right, Master.) (Yes, they can.) (Yes.) Yeah? (Master, we can squeeze.) No, no, no. What I mean is… Well, there’s no more room to squeeze – 60 people, honey. How? (We’ll squeeze.) Can? (Yes, Master.) If not meditation, you can sit on top of each other, right? OK, can do that. Or around here a little bit?
I have two little rooms there – one next to the toilet, no, bathroom, and one empty there, originally for me. But I think it’s OK because… They say it’s too near here, so they arranged another room downstairs for me. So, maybe you can ask them to sit there, whoever wants. Just like that little pocket over there. There are two pockets over there and some in here, and then we are cozy. If they like. Hey, only if they like. (Yes, of course, Master.) Because downstairs they’re maybe also comfortable; they don’t want to go up. So, it’s up to them. If they don’t use it now, in the future, we’ll use it. That’s all.
Just some jokes. I am so tired, so I relax. I’m wearing the same clothes today, and I feel comfy. So much love, don’t need anything else. “All we need is love.” That’s what they say. God. It’s really true. It’s really true. Nice. It’s nice like this when you have many hundreds of people, but you feel like one. Feels like together[ness]. How come this time is so sweet? Or it has been always like that, and I forgot? In Duisburg… Hey, can sit over here also, squeeze in with the guys. They don’t mind. I mean, they probably don’t mind. Brothers, all the brothers, come here, and then the sisters can sit there, so they don’t have to walk through you.
Is the camera on? No, why not? (Getting closer.) Getting closer. Come on, come on. It’s nothing new. Stretch your legs. Oh, I’m so sorry for you. You guys can come a little nearer. Don’t squeeze too much on the gentlemen. There, voilà (that’s it), but not the camera. Are you OK, honey? (I am. Thank You.) OK. Good. When you’re not OK, you tell them. Nothing to be polite about. And the gentlemen, just move in, so the ladies just sit there, and don’t have to walk through you. Come. Not you, but the one behind there who was near the door and all that. Maybe move a little bit to the corner so that the sisters can just come and sit down. Then we’re OK. We can also sit on the other’s shoulders – like when you were a kid, your parents put you on their shoulders and run around.
Are you OK? Don’t destroy my house. Your house, I mean. Where is my house? So many people here; you are [the] majority, so, that means it’s your house. Right? I’m only one, so how can it be my house? Just come all in, all the kitchen team and whoever. Maybe we don’t need the security man out there. Just, maybe close the door, and then they can come in. But they all had a chance to look already, right? There’s another corner over there. Look, it’s empty, go over there… Are we all here? (Not yet.) Not yet? See, there’s still room. Look at that. Lots of room.
Come on, baby, come to Mama. We don’t have room, but we do have laughter. At least we have love. Mucho (A lot of) love. It’s nice to feel love in the air, no? Don’t you think? (Yes.) Or you guys feel nothing? The men don’t feel. Feel anything? No? (Yes.) Yes? Oh, it’s nice that the men even feel something. Look at them all, they outnumber you. Just stretch your legs, honey. Don’t worry about it. Stretch them on the side. Do whatever, put it on top of the lamp. On the microphone there, I mean the loudspeaker there. The loudspeaker should not be on the floor anyway, but they have it everywhere, just for your convenience.
You see, I most often sit facing you because you’re an overwhelming number, and I forget that there’s some guys sitting here, so now I’m facing this way for a change. Look at that. We have everything; even flowers grow right here.
Have some (vegan) candies at least, if you don’t have room. Oh, God. That’s so heavy. Have some (vegan) candy? No? No. (Yes.) Look at you. Like kids, you. You’re like children. (Yes!) Children want candy. Can’t believe this. So old already and want candy. Have even grandchildren and want candy. Here. Woo! (Woo!)
Say it again: “Woo!” (Woo!) Which one says it the loudest? I will throw it there. (Woo!) Good, good. Anybody [who’s] loud, I will throw it there. (Woo!) Please share it to the back. I think I will go around. (Oh!) Otherwise, the back people…. You don’t have? Because you’re not loud enough! (Woo!) Again. (Woo!) You have to earn it. (Woo!) Woohoo, woohoo. (Woohoo.) Special, candy. (Woo.) I’m telling you, candy is very special. The louder, the sweeter. Look at that. Hey. (Woo.) Now everybody wants to come in. (Woo, woo.) Anybody [doesn’t] have yet? (Here!) OK. I make an exception. (Here, Master!) Woo hoho. (Ah…) I hear nothing. (Ah…) What? (Ah…) (Woo!) (Master!) (Woo!)
I don’t hear anything anymore. Woohoo! No more sweet talk. (Here!) (Woo!) Late comers. You guys have to talk. (Woo!) Don’t let go of the camera, man. Have some more here. If anybody is loud, I will give. (Woo!) There’s some more here. Yoo! (Yoo!) Woo! That makes you feel good. Honey, thank you. Bottle of water! Yoo! (Woo!) (Vegan) vitamins! Woo! (Woo!) One (vegan) candy! (Woo!) Some more (vegan) vitamins! (Woo!) Wow, wow! Wow. She must have been like a basketballer last life. A baseballer or something. That was really good, man. Ah – like that. Not even effort, you know? Cha! You’re counting. Oh dear. That makes you feel good, no? (Yes.)
You have enough room? No. (Yes.) Cannot come in anymore. Well, is there anybody standing there? There are a couple of places here, just squeeze in because you’re not meditating. So, you can squeeze a little bit. (Yes.) Come in. No more? How many more? No more (vegan) candy, anyway. (Candy is coming.) OK. Move over, so other sisters… Please. Move where you can. Hang on the… It’s so hot. That makes [you] feel good. Real laughter is good for you, not just “he, he.” Do we have any more (vegan) candy somewhere? No. No, honey, I’m just… Hearing you is sweet enough for me. Oh, poor man. Go in there, go in there. Just go in there. No, go inside there. (Woo! Ah…) More noise! (Yes!) No, we leave it here first. We leave it here first. We do some drooling first.
There are some jokes here. I have a lot, but I can’t carry them, otherwise, I would have brought some more jokes. But thanks to the brother there, he got some real bad jokes, but I crossed – look at that, the whole page, I had to cross it all out. And the bad jokes are his fault. He collected all this stuff. But it’s nice. Well, some are not really bad, but I think we already talked about it. But never mind. A man… This one I know already, but I tell you because maybe you didn’t know.
A man and a friend are playing golf together. And then, one of the guys is just about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. So, he stops in the middle of the swing, and takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says, “Wow. That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind gentleman.” The other man says, “Yeah, well. We were married for 35 years.” You know, the one in the funeral is who? You know, right? Men are not that heartless, are they? (No.) Not really, almost. There’s no need. Oh, it doesn’t matter, does it? Maybe.
And another one here. A good man, he thinks he’s very good and charitable. He said to a homeless guy, “Please go paint my porch at the back of the house, and I will give you $100.” Later in the day, the homeless guy knocked on the door and said, “I’m done. Please give me the money.” So, the guy said, “OK. Here’s your $100.” And the homeless man said, “Thank you, sir. By the way, it’s not a Porsche. It’s a Mercedes.” Oops! You got it? No. (Yes.) You don’t capito (understand)? You did not laugh. You are not laughing. No capitodi (understand). You know, it sounds like a Porsche, the car – a Porsche. A porch is just a veranda of the house. But he heard it like a Porsche, the car. So, he went, and he saw a Mercedes. So, he thought, “It’s a Mercedes, so, I’ll paint it anyway.” “By the way, it’s not a Porsche. It’s a Mercedes.” Cool.
